Why are firemen's balls bigger than policemen's balls?!
Question:
Why are firemen's balls bigger than policemen's balls?
Because they sell more tickets - so get your mind out of the gutter. And by the way, for those of you who have ever smelled mothballs in your life, I have a question.......How in the world did you get their little legs apart?
Answers:
there's a lot of high-pitched screaming involved...
theres like, 6 of those little legs.