Tell me if this is funny...?!
Question:
Tell me if this is funny...?
...I might go into standup. I probably wouldn't be using these jokes for stand up, but tell me if they are good or original enough.
Also, Barry Bonds was voted into the MLB All-Star Game, which shows that he can play without steroids. Although, to be honest, I think he's probably sticking some other needle up his butt to help his game performance (it is San Francisco, after all))
Las Vegas reached a high of 117 degrees on Thursday, showing that there is nothing wrong with building a city in the middle of a desert with almost no water in sight. This heat can be either blamed by global warming, or Nevada stupidity.
There was a terrorist scare in the United Kingdom this week as an airport was attacked by what seems to be 3 doctors as the terrorists. That day I learned a valuable lesson...never, never turn on CNN when you're in a waiting room.
Juan Pablo Montoya won his first NASCAR Nextel Cup Race in wine country in California. I think that somewhere in the South, a NASCAR loving hillbilly just had a heart attack and died.
Answers:
i like the 1st and 3rd ones the 2nd is ok but i don't really get the last one but i don't know much about NASCAR so that could be the problem