I think it's a good joke?!

I think it's a good joke?

A guy sees this beautiful girl on the bus, and is staring at her the whole time. When it's time for him to get off, the bus driver says, "I see you like that girl. Well, she's a virgin, so she won't sleep with you. However, I happen to know that every night she goes to the cemetery to see her mother. You should put on a white sheet and tell her you are god and command her to **** you." That night, he goes to the cemetery, and sees the girl covered in a shawl, hunched over her mothers grave. He puts on the sheet and says " I AM GOD! I command you to **** me". She says, " Ok. but I am a virgin, and I want to save myself for marriage, How about you do me in the ***." "OK", he says. He proceeds to **** her. When he's finished, he pulls the sheet from over his head, and says, "Ha...I'm not god, I'm the guy from the bus!"
She turns around, and pulls the shawl from her face and says, "Ha, I'm not the girl from the bus...I'M THE BUS DRIVER!"

2 weeks ago
rory...I saw it. Great stuff.

Nice. I got another bus one.

So this girl in a very tight short skirt is trying to get on the bus, but she can't even get up the first step. She reaches back to unzip, unzips a little but still cant get up. She reaches back again to unzip a little more, she still cant get up. She reaches back again, unzips as far as she can, but still can't get up the steps. The man behind her grabs her by the hips and lifts her onto the bus. She screams, "HOw dare you touch me like that" HE replies, "HEy, after you unzipped my fly three times i figured we were cool."