Do any of you know any good jokes?!
Question:
Do any of you know any good jokes?
If you know any good jokes, share them. I love a good laugh and if your joke makes me laugh i'll choose it as best answer.
Here is a joke I just heard today that my cousin told me.
okay a little girl walks up to her mom and says.
girl 1: Mom why did u name me rose petal?
mom1: Because a rose petal fell on your head when u were a baby and I thought it was cute.
Girl 2: Mom why did u name me blossem
mom 2: Because a rose blossem on your head when u were a baby and I thought it was cute.
girl 3: nar nar nar
Mom3: Shut up sinder block.
Answers:
The wheelchair
Hospital regulations required a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman - already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet - who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown