Funniest Joke?!

Funniest Joke?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and an anesthesiologist?

The Ether Bunny!

Okay...so that wasn't the funniest joke, but what is the funniest joke you have heard in a while? Make me laugh and earn some points (oh, and keep it clean, please!)

ok i have a couple:

1.10 Commandments Of A Teenager?
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping (Why wait THAT LONG?)

2) Thou shall not do drugs (Alcohol lasts longer)

3) Thou shall not steal from K - Mart (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism (Destruction has
a bigger effect)

5) Thou shall not steal from thy parents (Everyone knows Grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get in fights (Just start them)

7) Thou shall not skip class (Just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class (Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex (As Nike says-- "Just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street (Just leave them in the middle)

2. a virgin boy and his virgin girl make plans to have dinner one night. the boy goes to a pharmacy to buy condoms, but he wants to learn as much as he possibly can about them. he talks to a pharmacist for about an hour and finally decides to buy the extra large box of condoms because he thinks he will be very busy, this being his first time and all. when he gets to the girl's house, he is introduced to her parents at dinner. he then offers to say grace. after 10 minutes, his head is still down. after 20 minutes, his head is still down. finally, after 30 minutes, the girl leans over and whispers "i had no idea you were so religious!" the boy replies "i had no idea your dad was a pharmacist!"

3.Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City.
Mexicans were crazy about the stuff.
The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate("desperados") at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.
It is known, of course, as ...Sinko de Mayo.

4.Okay in a court room there were three ducks
the first duck gets called up to the stand
the man asks "what is your name"
the duck says "quack quack"
the man says "what were you doing in the pond today?"
the duck says "blowing bubbles"
the second duck gets called up to the stand
the man asks "what is your name"
the duck says "quack quack"
the man says "what were you doing in the pond today?"
the duck says "blowing bubbles"
the last duck is called to the stand
the man asks "what is your name?"
the duck says "quack quack, but my friends call me bubbles

i hope this makes u laugh! =)