President joke?!
Question:
President joke?
ok so 4 presidents wake up one morning in the land of Oz
they see the yellow brick road so they deicde to follow it
they follow it all the way to the emrald city where teh wizard is.
when they go in to see the wizard he say "how many i help you"
President Woodrow Wilson steps forward and says "i need a heart"
the wizard being the kind man he is gives Wilson a heart
President Nixon steps forward and says " i need courage"
the great and powerfull oz gives him all the courage he needs
President Bush steps up and says "the american people say i need a brain"
Oz gives him a brain
Oz then sees one man standing behind the other 3 presidents and he says "excuse me can i help you?"
President Clinton looks around and says "is dorothy here?"
Answers:
I have a President Joke on the website. http://www.wimp.com/realbush/