Shopping at Wal-Mart ??!

Shopping at Wal-Mart ??

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to
Mike behind him, My elbow hurts like hell. I guess
I'd better see a doctor.

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,"
Mike replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just
give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you
what's wrong and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot
cheaper than a doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and
takes it to Wal-Mart.

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up
and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample
into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water
and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two
weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new
technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer
could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,
urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm
sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the
results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his
concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
(Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal
shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into
rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.
Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow
will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart"

Haha. This was funny brightened up my day at work. Thanks.