D A N G E R O U S . S P O R T S..........Joke!?!
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D A N G E R O U S . S P O R T S..........Joke!?
Ed and Ted stood on the top of a cliff. Ed held a budgerigar in his hand. Ted had a parrot.
"I'll go first," said Ed and with that he stepped out into empty space and fell thirty foot to the ground below breaking both legs and fracturing his pelvis. Unconcerned Ted threw his parrot up, drew a pistol and shot the poor bird before it had chance to fly away. Then he stepped off the cliff and plummeted to the ground faring little better than Ed.
Ed rolled painfully until he was face to face with Ted. "I'm going to give up budgie-jumping," he said.
"Yeah," said Ted. "And I don't think this parrot shooting is all its cracked up to be either."
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LMSIAO They were surely Irish.......