Facelift........?!

Facelift........?

Successful businessman George A decided that he would get himself a facelift in order to improve his looks. He was so delighted with the result that on the way home he decided to stop off at MacDonalds to celebrate. When he got to the counter he excitedly asked the young lady serving him how old she thought he was.
"I'd say about thirty three," she replied. The business man was delighted by this. "Actually I'm fifty six," he told her.
The restaurant was quite full so George had to share a table with a couple and their child. He couldn't contain himself and asked the couple how old they thought he was.
"Thirty five?" the man guessed. "Thirty two?" ventured the woman.
"Fifty six," George confirmed basking in the confidence his new found youthful looks gave him.
On his way to the car park a short walk away he passed an old lady at a bus stop. He couldn't resist.
"How old do you think I am?" he asked.
"Well," began the old lady. "My eyesight isn't as good as it used to be but if you would allow me to put my hand down your trousers I can tell you exactly how old you are. George thought 'what the hell' and told the old lady to go ahead.
After ten minutes of fumbling and feeling the old woman announced that George was fifty six.
"That's amazing," George exclaimed. "How can you tell that?"
"Easy," the old lady said. "I was behind you in the queue at MacDonalds."

LMOA - heres a star to say thanx for brightening my boring Sunday.

Enjoy ur weekend :) xx