Whats the best joke you've ever heard?!


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Whats the best joke you've ever heard?


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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to comfort her ninety-five year old Grandmother. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'he had a heart attack while we were making love on sunday morning.'
'aren't two people, nearly a hundred years old, having sex, just asking for trouble?'
'Oh no, my dear,' granny replied. 'many years ago, realising our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm: nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the 'ding' and out on the 'dong'.' She paused, wiping away a tear and then continued:
'And if that damned Ice Cream Man hadn't driven up our street, your grandfather would still be alive.'


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