Old Lady and the Genie?!
Question:
Old Lady and the Genie?
An old woman is sitting in her house one day,going through boxes when she stumbles across a lamp. In order to read an inscription better she rubs it and out pops a genie. "You get three wishes." the genie tells her. First, she wishes for lots of money, then she makes her second wish,"I wish I was young and beautiful." and she's transformed. Finally, she picks up her old tom cat and says,"Genie, I want you to make my old cat into a young and handsome man." He's instantly morphed and the genie disappears. At this point the woman says to the man,"I want you to go upstairs with me." The man looks at her and says,"Really? You shouldda thought of that before you had me fixed!"
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Haha i like that one.. she shold have like made an old man turn into a handsome young man so he wouldnt be fixed lol..