Insert cockatoo pun here?!


Question:

Insert cockatoo pun here?

A honeymooning couple buy a talking parrot and take it to their room, but the groom becomes annoyed when the parrot keeps a running commentary on their lovemaking. Finally, he throws a towel over the cage and threatens to give the bird to the zoo if it doesn't keep quiet.

Early the next morning, the couple have trouble closing their suitcase.

"You get on top and i'll try," the groom instructs. But that doesn't work. The new bride figures they need more weight on top of the suitcase to shut it.

"you try getting on top," she says.

Still no success. Finally the groom says, "Look, lets both get on top."

At this point the parrot uses his beak to pull the towel off and says, "Zoo or no zoo, I have to see this!"


Answers:

Polly wants a f-ing cracker!


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