Alcohol joke...?!
Question:
Alcohol joke...?
a man stumbles out of a bar, barely makes it to his car without falling over, fumbles with his keys for about 10 minutes before managing to put it in the keyhole, and falls into the drivers seat.
an officer patroling the parking lot notices and quickly approaches the man as he starts the engine. the officer pulls him out of the car and tells the man to perform a field sobriety test. after another 10-15 mins, the man fails miserably. by this time the parking lot is empty, except for the owners car and the officer's squad car. so the officer gives the man a breathalyzer. amazingly, his blood alcohol level was 0.0. the officer asks the man, "are you the disignated driver?"
the man replies, "No, im the designated decoy."
***stars if you smiled
Answers:
LOL, yea, that was funny....brings back memories....heh heh heh *wink*