Properly shafted?!
Question:
Properly shafted?
An agents finds out that his top actress client has been moonlighting as an escort.
Having long lusted after her, he asks if he can have sex with her later that night. She agrees, but says, "You'll have to pay like everyone else."
The agent agrees and meets the actress at her house that night. After turning out all the lights, they have sex. The actress falls asleep, but 10 minutes later she's woken up and the scene repeats itself. This goes on for the next few hours.
Eventually the actress screams out, "This is amazing! I never knew agents were so virile."
A voice from the dark replies, "Lady, i'm not your agent. He's at the door selling tickets."
Answers:
l see that manky old carp is here again
he;s like poverty, never that far away