A farmer and his wife are on thier way to town.........?!
Question:
A farmer and his wife are on thier way to town.........?
They are riding on thier horse and buggie, when suddenly the horse stumbles. The farmer says that's one. The horse stumbles again, the farmer says that's two. The horse begins to walk again then stumbles again. The farmer says that's three! Then he grabs his shotgun and shoots the horse dead.
The wife upset since they are miles inbetween town and the farm starts yelling, You stupid man, how are we going to make it to town let alone get back home. That was our only horse, you idiot! The farmer looks at his wife and says,
that's one!
Answers:
wow..that is horribly hilarious