A great blonde joke?!

A great blonde joke?

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said, "No. A bet's a bet."

So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead decide to go sky diving. The blonde jumps first and her chute opens. the brunette jumps second and her chute opens. the redhead jumps third and her chute doesn't open, as the redhead falls past the blonde the blonde says, "so you want to race do you?" and she cut off her chute.




A blonde's husband is watching the news and he sees a helicopter with footage a car going the wrong way on the interstate. Worried, he calls his wife and says "there is a car going the wrong way on the interstate. be careful" the bonde says "one? there's freakin hundreds!"