ANOTHER MAN thing!!?!

ANOTHER MAN thing!!?

Ed and Ted would go down to the beach every day to hang out and try to pick up girls. They were both reasonably good looking and had similar physiques but Ed would always pick up at least one woman per day where Ted would completely fail to attract the opposite sex.
"What's the secret?" Ted asked one day as they set off for the beach.
"To tell you the truth," Ed said. "I stuff a salami down my trunks - it drives them wild."
"A salami you say," Ted said. "I'll give it a go."
The next day Ed was keen to find out how Ted had got on now that he knew the secret.
"I've never been so embarassed," Ted said. "I didn't get a single girl, as usual even though I used the salami like you said. In fact they all laughed at me and they've never done that before."
"I can't understand it," said Ed. "Its always worked for me. Let's have a look at you." With that Ed looked Ted up and down. "No bloody wonder you didn't get any girls," he said. "You're supposed to put the salami down the front of your trunks."

THATS WHAT YOU CALL FUNNY..