Here's a limerick for u......?!

Here's a limerick for u......?

Can u beat this one?

Said a man in a spirit of pique
To his wife, "In that hat you're a frique."
"Sir, you'll see how it feels
To get your own meals!"
Cried his wifey: "Ta-ta for a wique!"

2 weeks ago
I didn't write it, I was looking at a 100 year old newspaper and thought it was funny, lol.
Any others?

2 weeks ago
Katie, look at the words. Pique means he was feeling sorry for himself and taking it out on his poor wife. Then someone changed the words 'freak' and 'week' and made a joke out of it! Lol, get it?

2 weeks ago
Can anyone come up with a better one?

There was an Old Lady of Chertsey,
Who made a remarkable curtsey;
She twirled round and round,
Till she sunk underground,
Which distressed all the people of Chertsey.

- Edward Lear.

Ha it would be funny to see someone curtsey then just sink like that.