Riddle...?!
Question:
Riddle...?
The lighthouse keeper, Joe, has lived at the lifehouse for a long time. One lonely evening, Joe decided to soak in the tub for a while. He filled the tub, when the faucet broke. He tries to stop it, but can't. He quickly runs to the front door to get help, but finds the door jammed, and he cannot break it down. He also tries to reach the stairway leading to the beacon, but finds the same result. Joe realizes that the bottom floor will start filling up soon. He finds a small vent in the ceiling. How does he survive?
Answers:
He panics and pisses his pants then he finds the chainsaw that his grandmother gave him for christmas in his closet. He uses the chainsaw to cut off one of his legs, the left one cus it was his bad one anyways. He ties the leg to a rope, throws it through a bar on the vent, ties the rope to a bucket that he stole from walmart, and pulls hiself up and climbs to safty through the vent. Either that or he drowns cus hes black like me and cant swim!