Actual dumb blonde stories.....................?!

Actual dumb blonde stories.....................

When I used to install satellite systems for Dish Network in the Dallas, Tx area I ran into my share of dumb blondes.
1. Had to troubleshoot why a blondes reciever did not work
Solution: I had to explain to her that it would not work while it's not plugged into the wall socket.
2. During an install at blondes apartment there was no way to get a signal because her apartment was not facing south. The apartment manager denied a roof install and she just could not let it go. She saw the advertisement for Dish Network showing a TV with the dish next to it along with the reciever, much like a rabbit ear antenae. I had to set up the dish inside the house near the TV, that this would not work.
3. Had to fix the TV reception because a blonde woman rearranged her house and disconnected the A/V cables and could not figure out which way the A/V cords went back in, eventhough they were color coded.....(yellow to yellow, red to red, white to white)
I could go on, at least they were easy to fix!

2 weeks ago
For igi....., these blondes problably don't know what a republican or a democrat is.
For luckford2004...., Explain E=MC2.
For sweetheart......., pretty much, without them Dish Network would experience a severe drop in profit.
For miss c.........., I'm not a nerd but, if you insist, for a sentence that only has 16 words in it you managed to get eight spelled incorrectly.

2 weeks ago
indie<3........No I don't feel superior to anyone. All I am saying is, Wow, WTF!
I could lterally feel my I. Q. drop just by talking with these Dish customers.

2 weeks ago
you said it yourself, certain girls.

I thought it was yellow to red and white to yellow? LOL... I bet you've never had a dull moment working on them? ... JW