Two nuns driving through transylvainia?!
Question:
Two nuns driving through transylvainia?
The nuns are driving through the carpathian mountains and Dracula flies down and lands on the windscreen of the car. The nuns are driving frantically, unable to see where they are going. The nun that is driving says to the other one, quick lean out the window and show him your (you're) cross. So the other nun leans out the window and says "oi Dracula get the f*&k off my car or I'll knock your f*&king head off"
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I have heard it before! Absolutely Freakin’ Brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!