Do you get this joke?!
Question:
Do you get this joke?
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name. When she got to the little boy in the second row, he said: "I'll give you a hint. First it's in your hand, then it's in your mouth, and then it's in your tummy."
The teacher smiled and said: "OK, Dick, sit down."
Answers:
The teacher has a one-track mind.