A business man books into a hotel...?!

A business man books into a hotel...?

...and decides to have an early night. So he switches the lights off and climbs into bed, and he starts hearing a scary voice saying "I'm going to eat your head, your body and your legs!" which is repeated many times. Next morning, Terrified, the man goes to reception and asks about any ghostly goings on at the hotel, and tells them about the voice he's been hearing. So the manager goes up to the hotel room with the man and inspects it for any "Ghostly" activity. The hotel manager then hears the voice and notices it's coming from the wardrobe, which he opens to find a man eating jelly babies.

2 weeks ago
To those that don't get it... The man is eating jelly babies, hence "i'm going to eat your head, your body and your legs"... sorry it's not that funny.

I don't get the joke... so there's someone in the wardrobe.... Sorry... not funny to me. But thanks for the points! lol... Now THAT'S funny! lol.