Not Happy?!
Question:
Not Happy?
This morning on the way to work I rear-ended a car at some traffic lights whilst not really paying attention.
Anyway the fella who was driving got out.
And he was a dwarf!
He said 'I'm not happy'
I asked 'Well, which one are you then?'
Answers:
RTTTBIPMS
(running to the toilet before i piss myself)