There was a father and son who were always in competition with each other. One d!
Question:
There was a father and son who were always in competition with each other. One day .....?
d son left to take an entrance exam at a university. He wanted to major in medicine. A week later he returned frm his trip lukin very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his father.
"They asked quite a lot of 'Fill in the missing letter' questions abut first aid and stuff. I got a score of 75%. It wasn't gud enough to get accepted," the boy replied.
"Well in that case I better take that exam myself," the father said. So off to the university he went. A week later the father returned from his trip lukin very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his son.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missin letter' questions abut first aid and I got them all wrong but one."
"Gee, Dad. Which question was dat?"
"d question was..."started the father, Wat do u do wen u *** across a lady which has fainted. u feel her PU_S_ ?
"dat's easy", the son replied. "The ansr is pulse.
"Oh, hell," said the father," uff.. that one wrong as vel.!
so vat did..he ans...?
Answers:
OOOOhhhh! My! Gosh! That is Absolutely Freakin’ Brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! He filled in the missing letters of life the 'S' & the 'Y' LMFAO!!!