Have you been on a plane and heard III?!


Question:

Have you been on a plane and heard III?

18. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on with
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and
the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate.
And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we
ll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the
terminal."

19. Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank
you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane
urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope
you'll think of US Airways."

20. Heard on a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish
to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if you
can light 'em, you can smoke 'em"

Additional Details

2 weeks ago
21. A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a
comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the
intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to
Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead
is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now
sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes
the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am
so sorry if I scared you earlier while I was talking to you, the flight
attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see
the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing you
should see the back of mine."


Answers:

they are good RTTTBIPMS
(running to the toilet before i piss myself )
i made that up all by myself ..i did i tell ya i did
"Mum chucky swore"


sorry i'm out of beer


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