Whats your favourite quotation or sign you have seen?!

Whats your favourite quotation or sign you have seen?

here a few of mine

spike milligan - on his gravestone, "I told you i was ill",
i dont know if its true

Grab em and bag em, a billboard in US for donuts shop

Dorothy Parker, "If brains were gunpowder you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off" and

"you can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think"

and "men never make passes at girls who wear glasses

Hair today and gone tomorrow - a hairdressers sign.

Winston Churchill atrributed
Lady Astor "Sir you are drunk
Winston "Madam you are ugly but i shall be sober in the morning"

2 weeks ago
heres one i saw in shop window recently

If you want to live to be a hundred,
you have to give up all the things
it takes to live to be a hundred.

2 weeks ago
Good name for Law firm

Sue, Grab it and Run

6 days ago
Another mans meat is
another womans sunday lunch gone!

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me
(Mae West)

At a coffee shop: "Unattended chilren will be given a shot of espresso and a free puppy.'