A few quickies for your pleasure?!
Question:
A few quickies for your pleasure?
what happens to someone fired from a fairground?
they sue for funfair dismissal
two chimps in a bath, one says,
'oh oh ah ah ee ee'
the other one says,
'put some cold water in then'
what do kermit the frog and henry the eighth have in common?
they both have the same middle name
a boy goes to a job centre and says
'l'd like to work in a bowling alley'
'ten pin' said the man behind the desk
'no permanent' said the boy
why is tottenham hotspur a bit like kim wilde?
glamerous in the eighties, but not so nice to watch now
whats the easy way to get 300 cows in a barn?
put up a sign saying 'bingo this way'
whats the difference between worry and panic?
about 28 days
how are poloticians like nappies?
you have to change them often, and for the same reason
what does a redneck say just before he dies?
hey! watch this
Answers:
have you got the same joke book as me?
plagarism
ha ha ah