Joke: R*ndy rooster...Please wait for full thing...?!

Joke: R*ndy rooster...Please wait for full thing...?

A poultry farmer wakes up to find that his elderly rooster has died during the night. With 200 hens and no chicks, he decides he needs a new rooster.
He goes to the local market and spies Randy, a prize specimen of a rooster: tall, lean with a wild look in his eye.
'He'll service every hen you've got, no problem,' says the owner. 'He's a sex machine.'
The farmer decides Randy is worth the extra money, and takes him back to the barn. The effect is amazing - Randy bursts out of his carrying box, and immediately starts on the startled chickens in the coop.
Shocked, the farmer grabs the crazed rooster and holds him back.
'Whoah there, Randy,' he says. 'You'll wear yourself out, and there are a lot of chickens left.'
But as soon as the farmer releases him, he's away again - the feathers are flying as his little chicken behind pumps away. Worse, he then sprints out of the barn and sees a flock of geese. As he finishes, the farmer watches in disbelief as he then....

1 week ago
starts on the pigs, then is off into the field after the cows.
Within hours Randy has had half the animals on the farm, and the farmer goes to bed - concerned his expensive rooster won't even last the day. Sure enough, the farmer wakes the next day to find RAndy dead as a doornail, lying in the middle of the farmyard. As buzzards circle ominously overhead, the farmer says:' Oh Randy, I told you to pace yourself, but you just wouldn't listen.'
The rooster opens one eye, and looks towards the buzzards.
'Shhh,' he says, 'they're getting closer....'

That is one horny c@ck!