World's hardest riddle...?!

World's hardest riddle...?

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

1 week ago
WHAT IS THE ANSWER?!?

Not again!

It's a fake riddle.
The only answer is "no".

And quit with the "time" thing - I think that's the first thing that everyone thinks of - certainly by the time they get to "I make guys have to pee" or "turn pancakes brown". I'm not sure where the riddle comes from - probably a poem - but it does NOT convert into a riddle.

"I make cebrities look stupid" Does it? Not all of them - some lived their whole lives without incident.

"If you squeeze me I'll pop" Vague to the point of meaning anything or nothing - it's good for a poem but not a riddle.

"If you look at me you'll pop" Another vaguery, it doesn't belong in a riddle.