Laugh like a kid and release those pent up emotions?!

Laugh like a kid and release those pent up emotions?

There was this cute blonde who we all know has plenty of cash somewhere about her. But if u open her purse, u will find virtually little or nothing to steal!!

U remember that day we went to pull a big heist on her??
We ordered her to stop! U remember??

"Hey stop there!!"
She did! and u pointed the muzzle of the gun to her forehead, while i yelled "Your life or your money!!"
U remember how galantly she put up a resistance??
Well we actually found only $10 on her!!

Then I asked her--> "Is it because of this 10dollars that you were fighting as if our gun isn't loaded and cocked??"

You remember her reply??

Yeah, she said "Oh Sorry, I thought u wanted to snatch the $20,000 inside my g-strings!!"

So straight away we went to work in a jovial mood!!
It was a huge reward for us!!
I hope u still remember?



A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.

One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"

The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell is MOLASSES!"

1 week ago
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I love the joke about the moles Freeman, very funny! xxx