Just a lil Joke... hope you like it - I nicked it cos it made me laugh...?!
Question:
Just a lil Joke... hope you like it - I nicked it cos it made me laugh...?
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His workmates were understandably curious: "Jack, what happened to you?!?"
"It was the weirdest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in your butt crack ? It looked funny. I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!"
"Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"
"Nah... after she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack -- so I tried to poke it back in..."
1 week ago
Does that mean you have two black eyes too? LOL...
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Saw that comin' a mile away!