Blonde joke (5) think ur getteing bored now!!?!

Blonde joke (5) think ur getteing bored now!!?

> Self Harm
>
> A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one
> night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
>
> "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked
> her.
>
> "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde
> replied.
>
> "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit
> suicide by shooting off your finger?"
>
> "No, Silly" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to
> my chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for
> these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
>
> "So then?" asked the doctor.
>
> "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I
> just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not
> shooting myself in the mouth."
>
> "So then?
>
> "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: "This is
> going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other
> ear before I pulled the trigger."

It took me a minute, but I love it!