Blondes....?!


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Blondes....?

Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper


Answers:

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: A Golden Retriever

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Scratch-n-Sniff at the bottom of a pool

Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles wearm

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave at her.


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