Take what you want!!?!
Question:
Take what you want!!?
Paddy & Seamus...2 kerry men, come across a girl whos bike has a flat wheel.
Seamus leaves Paddy behind to help the girl & goes on his way. A few minutes later Paddy passes Seamus on the girls bike.
"What the fe*k happened?" asks Seamus.... ......"Well, I fixed her bike ,and be jaysus..she takes her fe*kin knickers off, lies on the ground and says 'take what you want..big-boy!'.......
...I took the bike!"
"Good on ye" says Seamus, "sure the fec*kin knickers wouldn't have fit ye anyway!!!"
Answers:
Reminds me of when I came home and found my wife naked and "in the mood". She told me to tie her up and do anything I want. So I tied her up and went fishing.