Jokes?!! Star if u like please! :)?!


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Jokes?!! Star if u like please! :)?

Mrs. Smith was in the hospital for the last two weeks and Mr. Smith had come to see her. 'Don’t worry, darling. You’re going to be all right. I just figured it out. We owe the doctor—dollars five hundred and the X-Ray Clinic-dollars seven hundred. Believe me, darling, with all we owe them—they can’t afford to let you die!'

There was an earthquake recently which frightened inhabitants of a certain town. One couple sent their little boy to stay with an uncle in another district, explaining the reason for the nephew’s sudden visit. A day later the parents received this telegram, 'Am returning your boy. Send the earthquake.'

A man put a coin in a vending machine and watched helplessly while the cup failed to appear. One nozzle sent coffee down the drain while another poured cream after it. “Now that’s real automation!” he exclaimed. “It even drinks for you!”

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1 week ago
A new group of male applicants had just arrived in heaven. Peter looked them over and ordered, “All men who were henpecked on earth, please step to the left; all those who were bosses in their own homes, step to the right.” The line quickly formed on the left. Only one man stepped to the right. Peter looked at the frail little man standing by himself and inquired, “What makes you think you belong on that side?” Without hesitation, the meek little man explained, “Because this is where my wife told me to stand.”

1 week ago
Husband (Reading the morning paper): Another cup of coffee! Wife: Aren’t you going to the office today? Husband: Oh, my goodness. I thought I was at the office!

The doctor told me to take this medicine after a hot bath. I could hardly finish drinking the bath!


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