Bloke comes home from the pub one night half p****d.?!
Question:
Bloke comes home from the pub one night half p****d.?
His wife sees lipstick on his shirt,"I hope you can explain the lipstick on your shirt," she says.
"Easy," says the man,"I used it to wipe it off my c**k."
Answers:
Ha ha made me chuckle. Guess he's sleeping on the sofa tonight!!!
:-)))