Rude but funny?!

Rude but funny?

There was a man who woke up one morning with a red ring around his member. Astonished he panicked and hurried to the emergency room.
The Doctor looked at it and gave the man some lotion to rub on it twice a day, if no results come back tomorrow. This went on for three days when a new nurse happened to be in the same ER. She asked if she could suggest something. The Dr. at his wit's end because he wasn't able to cure the problem, agreed to let the nurse try her hand.

The nurse gave the man a smelly lotion and said rub it very gently on his member before he when to bed. The man went home and followed her instructions.

The very next day came back happy as a lark! He found the nurse and Doctor and thanked them for all they're help.

As the man left, the Dr. turned to the nurse and asked what was the miracle lotion?

The nurse smiled and replied, "Lip stick remover."

1 week ago
Mariolla-this is for you...wind him up.lol

Ha ha ha, good one.
Got another one for you.

A guy goes to the doctors, worried that his old boy is bright orange.
The doctor asks if he has been working somewhere with orange chemicals.
He replies that he is unemployed.
The doctor scratches his head and asks what the patient does all day.How has he come into contact with this orange dye.

"Dunno....I just sit at home all day eating cheesy Wotists and watch blue movies".Came the reply.

Ha ha, tell that one to your granny.