Person with a good joke or riddle?!
Question:
Person with a good joke or riddle?
I will give the person with a good joke or riddle 10 points and the rest....A HIGH 5...actually the 2 points u earn
Answers:
A Husband and wife are talking one morning....
The wife says " Honey, its the mailmans last day, he's retiring what should I give him as retirement present?"
The husband in a hurry to work says " F*ck'em, give him a Dollar."
The husband rushes off and the wife says goodbye...
30 minutes later the mail man comes and the wife invites him inside....
She then explains how he will be missed and how sad it is his last day so she cooks him breakfast. This was the best breakfast he'd ever seen...bacon, eggs, pancakes, hashbrowns, orange juice, and coffee....
the wife then drags the mail man upstairs and has sex with him for hours....
After she leads him to the door and hands him a dollar on the way out....the mailman very confused rings on the doorbell...
she answers and he says" Im very thankful for the wonderful breakfast and all the amazing sex....but... Im sorry but what was the dollar for?"
The wife then says "Well I asked my husband what we should get you for your retirement and he said "F*ck'em give him a Dollar....and the breakfast was my idea!!!!!!"