Standing up for Blonde's for a change?!

Standing up for Blonde's for a change?

A beautiful and busty blonde was driving the Utah State Highway doing 130mph when she was pulled over by a Utah State Trooper. She adjusted her top leaned out of her corvette and as the trooper came alongside she said "I suppose this is where you try to sell me tickets to the Troopers Ball." To which the Trooper repplied "Mam Utah State Troopers Don't have Balls" the Trooper closed his pad and left.

comming from a natural blonde.... its about time someone was throwing out the usual "blondes are dumb" jokes! the worst one yet has to be "a blonde was sitting in the hairdressers with her personal stereo on, the hairdresser asked her to take it off so he could cut her hair, she replied "no, ill die if i take it off", so the manager came and asked her again & again she replied "ill die if i take it off", one of the other customers was getting annoyed by this blondes arrogance, so pulled her earphones out and she died within a few seconds. The hairdresser listened to what was playing... "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...."

I HATE the way people determin us all because of our hair colour!!