Funny joke?!


Question:

Funny joke?

3 people are standing at the gates of heaven, St.Peter comes out and says "bad news God will only let one person in today" so he tells them to explain how they died and he would pick the most tragic death to get into heaven.
The first guy says "So I come home from work early trying to find my wifes lover, and I see this guy dangling off my balcony so I step on his fingers til he falls off but he didnt die, so I get my fridge and drop it on him and he dies"
The second guy says " I was using my new excercise machine on my balcony when I fall over the railing but I manage to grab the edge of another balcony when some psyco comes out and starts stepping on my hands and I fall but luckily I dont die until that guy pushes his fridge on me!"
"Well" the third guy says "I was hiding from my lovers husband in the fridge..."

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1 week ago
Right i forgot...the first guy had a heart attack- i know its lame but whatever


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i am still laughing


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