A man is watching football on telly when his wife asks him to repair the loose b!
Question:
A man is watching football on telly when his wife asks him to repair the loose bricks on the porch.?
Have I got bricklayer tattooed on my forehead he asks her. A little while later she asks him to repair the light in the hall. Have I got electrician tattooed on my forehead he asks her. A little while later she tells him the boiler is faulty. Have I got plumber tattooed on forehead he shouts, thats it I am going to watch the match at the pub. Three hours later he returns and finds that the porch has been repaired, the hall light and boiler working perfectly. He asks his wife how she managed to get the jobs done. Well she said while you were out I was outside crying when an handsome young man asked why I was crying so I told him. I will do that for you he said. Will I have to pay you I asked. No just make a nice pie or we can make love. O said the husband, so what kind of pie did you make him. Have I got DELIA SMITH tattooed on my forehead asked his wife.?
Answers:
Feckin' hilarious!!!!!
he deserved that.....
lol
xxx