Found this in my inbox..probably very old but is it funny?!


Question:

Found this in my inbox..probably very old but is it funny?

A man goes to the doctors.the doc checks him over and says

"Sorry mate,but u have,yellow 24,a nasty virus,so called as it turns your blood yellow and u have 24 hours to live. There's nothing I can do for you,,just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth".

So he trudges home to wifey and breaks the news. Distaught she asks him to accompany her to bingo that night so he can experience her idea of night out,as he as never been before. He gets his 1st card and wins 4 corners-prize £350. Then gets a line and wins £200, He also calls for a full house and wins a grand. The national comes up and he wins a further £380.00. The bingo caller gets him on stage and says:

"Son, I've never seen you in here before in my life but you won 4 corners,any line, full house and the national. I've never met anyone so lucky".

"LUCKY??"he screamed"lucky I'll have u know I've got yellow 24".

"F**K ME"says the bingo caller, "you've won the raffle as well"


Answers:

Good one!

10/10 + *

Thanks for the laughs!


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