Where did you get the blood?!
Question:
Where did you get the blood?
A bat comes back to the cave with blood all over his face, hang on the wall of the cave and goes to sleep, after a few minutes the other bats smell the blood, they ask the bat where he got his blood from, but he just said “p*ss off man i wanna get some sleep” but the other bats keep asking him where he got it from, so he gave up and lead them out of the cave over a river and in the forest the bat stopped and said “do you see that big tree there” and about 300 of them go “yep yep” and the bat says “well i f*cking didn’t!!”
Answers:
Hahaha! That was a pretty good Joke. I was SO expecting a riddle.