Letter from the Penis; I, the Penis request a raise in salary 4 the following re!
Question:
Letter from the Penis; I, the Penis request a raise in salary 4 the following reasons:?
1 I do physical labour
2 I work @ great depths
3 I plunge in2 everything i do
4 I dont get w-ends/public holidays off
5 I work in wet a enviro
6 I dont get paid overtime
7 I work in a place with poor ventilation
8 My work exposes me 2 contagious diseases.
LETTER FROM MANAGEMENT
Dear penis,
The admin rejects ur request 4 the following reasons,
1 u cant work 8h straight
2 u fall asleep on the job after brief periods
3 u dont always follow the orders of the management
4 u dont stay in ur assigned area & r often seen visitin other places
5 u dont take initiative & u need 2 b pressured/stimulated in order 2 work
6 u leave the workplace rather messy @ the end of ur shift
7u dont always observe necessary safty regulations such as wearin the right clothing
8u will retire b4 ur 65
9ur unable 2 work double shifts
10u sometimes leave work b4 u have done the task & if that were not @ all
11u've been seen enterin & exitin the workplace with 2 suspicious lookin bags
MANAGEMENT
Answers:
As an advisor to the Penis I must notify the management that on receiving your communication my client is consumed by something very infectious…
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! HE JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
It is called laughter! Please note in future he will permently bow down while in your service! Never will he stand up for his rights!!!