I this a funny slighty altered true story....When our lawn mower broke?!

I this a funny slighty altered true story....When our lawn mower broke?

and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to takecare of first, the truck, the car, or Yahoo -always something I thought more important to do. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.When I arrived home one day, I
found her seated in the tall grass,busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. Iwas gone only a few minutes when I came out again and handed her atoothbrush.I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway......

"The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.Moral to the story: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband!!!

1 week ago
altered.. i don't have a limp

True story?? You sure that happened to someone??
Anyway,great joke!