Monkey business?!
Question:
Monkey business?
Two elderly ladies are walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas, and after a while they notice that the male gorilla is rather well endowed.
This fascinates the ladies. Finally, one of the women just can't bear it any longer and she leans towards the cage for a better look.
Suddenly, the gorilla grabs her, drags her into the cage and mates with her for six hours non-stop!
When he's done, the gorilla throws the woman back out of the cage. An ambulance is called and the woman is taken off to hospital.
A few days later, her friend visits her and asks, "Are you hurt?"
"Am I hurt?" she answers. "Am I hurt? Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't written............."
Answers:
thats my dad ..............they don't call him king kong fer nowt.