This is hilarious....?!?!?!?!

This is hilarious....?!?!?!?

An avid traveler decided to go to Mongolia one to go and explore a new world and have new experiences. While he was there, he noticed that the country was full of beautiful women, so he decided to have a little fun and be a bit promiscuous and not use a condom. Why not right, nobody knew him there.
Two months later he noticed that he had bright green polka dots all over his penis. He was so shocked that he did not know what to do. He went to the doctor to get it checked out, and to his surprise, the doctor did not know what it was. They ran many tests and worked with other doctor's to figure out what it was.
One day, the doctor announced to the man that they had figured out what was ailing him. They told him that it was Mongolion VD.
The doctor said, "Since we do not know too much about this disease and what it might do, I'm afraid we'll have to amputate."
"NO...you can't do that!" said the man, "I am going somewhere else to get a second opinion!"

1 week ago
So the man went to a Chinese doctor thinking that he would know more about Mongolian VD than the other American doctor. The Chinese doctor took one look at the man’s penis and said, “Yep…you got Mongolian VD.”
The man said, “What should I do…my other American doctor said that he would have to amputate.”
The Chinese doctor said, “Bah…American doctor always try to make money by wanting to operate….you no need to operate.” The man was relieved and let out a sigh, and the Chinese doctor said, “You wait two weeks…d**K fall off by itself.”

HHAHAH Funny

And as you likes one of the jokes I posted so much...here's another one for you...
A COLLEGE STUDENT'S JOB APPLICATION

NAME: Greg Bulmash
DESIRED POSITION:
Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY:
$185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION:
Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD:
Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY:
Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:
My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:
It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK:
Any.

PREFERRED HOURS:
1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?
Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?
If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?
Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?
I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?
I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?
Only when set on fire.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?
Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?
No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.

SIGN HERE:
Scorpio with Libra rising.