Is this the best parrot joke ever?!
Question:
Is this the best parrot joke ever?
A burglar breaks into a house while he is looking for something to steal he hears a voice say "Jesus is coming"he looks around there is no one there, he carries on searching and again a voice say " Jesus is coming" again he looks around there is no one there he carries on searching and again a voice says "Jesus is coming he shines his torch around the room and there is a parrot in the corner the burglar says to the parrot whats your name the parrot replies Cyril the burglar says thats a daft name for a parrot the parrot replies not half as daft as Jesus is for a Rotweiller.
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my children liked it