Celebrity computer viruses?!
Question:
Celebrity computer viruses?
*mike tyson virus --quits after one byte
*Lorena Bobbit -- turns your hard disk into a 3.5in floppy
* saddam husein virus -- wont let you into any of your programs
*monica lewinski virus -- sucks out all the memory of your computer
*oprah winfrey virus -- your 200mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back to 200mb
*titanic virus -- makes your whole computer go down
*disney virus -- everything in your computer goes goofy
*ronald reagan virus -- saves your data, but forgets where its stored
Answers:
Very funny....